Here's a List of the Top 5 Farm Jokes featuring Cows 🤣
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1. Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
2. What did the cow tell the butcher?
Please stop, or else we’re gonna have some beef.
3. Where would you find a cow who’s having a really bad day?
At McDonalds.
4. What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
5. What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!